So what does a guy have to do in order to get a little bit of a status update?

I mean, if there are signal flares required -- consider this one flamey.

I did just type that. Yep.

Okay, anyway, not that I'm not loving New York, but I'm wondering what the situation is over in you know, the place of sun and other people I love.

So, does anyone want to tell me why no one updated me on the 'Dawn isn't going to be in Cleveland' aspect of this whole thing?

I mean, late is one thing. Hanging out in another state, and no one gives a phone call? That's another.